Dating a divorced parent
We approached the hostess stand and were seated at a quiet table in the corner.
It was a chilly Southern California fall evening (probably all of 50 degrees) and she wanted to avoid the patio and stay inside where it was “toasty”.
The Virgin told me she had heard that some “engage in relations” before they’re married but didn’t know they had a reputation. As she did I looked over and saw that perma-smile still on her face.
After arriving home I jumped online, checked a few e-mails and saw that my friend “The Kings Fan” was online.
I shared my amazing tale with my friend and he quickly responded in typical dude fashion.
After ordering we munched on chips and salsa and got another pitcher of margaritas while continuing to conversate. “I told you that I was never married.” I’m far from a prude, but neither am I a man whore and I was more than a bit shocked at this revelation.
Dinner arrived and I honestly have no clue what was said to get her on this next topic because neither sex nor anything sexual was ever brought up. I looked over at her with bewilderment and took a long drink of my margarita.
We draw pictures, picking brightly colored pencils, this one and that. Millions of stars are born, flare and die out somewhere.